Haus Fund presents

PitchFight Club

Upload your deck. A no-mercy biotech VC reads every slide and scores it across 10 brutal rounds. You will not like it. Your raise will.

The Rules of Pitch Fight Club

  1. The first rule of Pitch Fight Club: you do not raise on a deck you haven't put in the ring.
  2. The second rule of Pitch Fight Club: you DO talk about your deck — clearly, in one sentence, on slide one.
  3. If it's a vitamin pretending to be a painkiller, the ref will notice.
  4. "1% of a $100B market" gets you a standing eight count. Bottom-up or go home.
  5. No data, no IP, no FTO? In biotech that's a glass jaw.
  6. The team slide gets the most eyes. Earn it or get knocked out.
  7. Tie the ask to a milestone. A fuzzy ask is a no-show to your own fight.
  8. The last rule: if this is your first deck, you have to get scored. Drop it below. 👇

Throw your deck in the ring

Drag & drop a PDF here — or click to choose your fighter

PDF only · up to ~4.3MB · your deck is sent once for scoring and never stored

Lacing up the gloves…
The judge is reading every slide. This takes ~20–40 seconds.
Final Scorecard
0/100
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☠️ Biggest knockout risk

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— The Tale of the Tape · 10 Rounds —